Oh God I don’t want to be sucked back into Tumblr. I’d moved on to healthier web spaces.
Oh no. Oh no.
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
I recently received some backlash for disagreeing with a feminist who defended the happenings of Tumblr, and so I decided to write this post. Despite believing in equal rights and circumstances for both sexes, I still hesitate to call myself a feminist, and here I attempt to explain why, targeting…
It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this
- ponies and chickens
- miss westeros joffrey baratheon
- the altar scene outrage 2k14
- a brief appearance of ser pounce that will stay in our hearts forever
- craster’s keep fanfiction
- peter dinklage’s annual emmy entry
- fans: “ONLY CAT”, littlefinger: “your sister xoxo”
- sansa stark being magnificent
- everybody loves oberyn
- everybody mourns oberyn
- "where is stannis baratheon" outrage 2k14
- an annual “where is lady stoneheart” outrage
You guys like Cinderella’s new makeover? I like her hat
There’s a snake in my glass slipper.
First day of school
Last day of school
Every day of school
Every day of life
I don’t even go to school
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
if sansa or arya dies i kid you not i will throw the entire asoiaf series down into a burning pit and then i’ll throw myself in there too and i will rise, unburnt, with the first three dragons the world has seen for hundreds of years feeding off my breasts and when my dragons are grown we will lay waste to books and burn grrm to the ground