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“Stop it!” Arya screamed. She grabbed up her fallen stick. Sansa was afraid. “Arya, you stay out of this.”
“I won’t hurt him… much,” Prince Joffrey told Arya, never taking his eyes off the butcher’s boy.
Arya went for him.
They rolled in the grass, the wolf snarling and ripping at him, the prince shrieking in pain. “Get it off,” he screamed. “Get it off!”
Arya’s voice cracked like a whip. “Nymeria!”
The direwolf let go of Joffrey and moved to Arya’s side. The prince lay in the grass, whimpering, cradling his mangled arm. His shirt was soaked in blood. Arya said, “She didn’t hurt you… much.” She picked up Lion’s Tooth where it had fallen, and stood over him, holding the sword with both hands.
She had thought she had known what it meant to be afraid, but she learned better in that storehouse beside the Gods Eye. Eight days she had lingered there before the Mountain gave the command to march, and every day she had seen someone die…There was no place to hide, no tricks to play, no way to be safe….
The questions were always the same. Was there gold hidden in the village? Silver, gems? Was there more food? Where was Lord Beric Dondarrion? Which of the village folk had aided him? When he rode off, where did he go? How many men were with them? How many knights, how many bowmen, how many men-at-arms? How were they armed? How many were horsed? How many were wounded? What other enemy had they seen? How many? When? What banners did they fly? Where did they go? Was there gold hidden in the village? Silver, gems? Where was Lord Beric Dondarrion? How many men were with him? By the third day, Arya could have asked the questions herself.
It was the easiest thing in the world for Arya to step up behind him and stab him.
“Is there gold hidden in the village?” she shouted as she drove the blade up through his back. “Is there silver? Gems?” She stabbed twice more. “Is there food? Where is Lord Beric?” She was on top of him by then, still stabbing. “Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? is there gold in the village?
One of the spearmen drifted over to Lommy. “Something wrong with your leg, boy?”
“It got hurt.”
“Can you walk?” He sounded concerned.
“No,” said Lommy. “You got to carry me.”
“Think so?” The man lifted his spear casually and drove the point through the boy’s soft throat.
Lommy never even had time to yield again. He jerked once, and that was all. When the man pulled his spear loose, blood sprayed out in a dark fountain. “Carry him, he says,” he muttered, chuckling.
"Can’t you walk?”
“Walk?” His fingers were slick with blood. “Are you blind, girl? I’m bleeding like a stuck pig. I can’t walk on this.”
“Well,” she said, “I don’t know how you’ll get there, then.”
“You’ll need to carry me.”
See? thought Mercy. You know your line, and so do I.
“Think so?” asked Arya, sweetly.
Raff the Sweetling looked up sharply as the long thin blade came sliding from her sleeve. She slipped it through his throat beneath the chin, twisted, and ripped it back out sideways with a single smooth slash.
Throwing sadists’ words back in their faces as they are for once the ones not delighting in administering pain but rather dealt what they’re given since AGoT-
Arya Stark, ladies and gentlemen.
Sherlock: Do you have a bit of detective in you?
Sherlock: Would you like some?
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think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now
Look at how fucking pleased with itself it looks
If a handsome white guy marries a woman and eventually forgives her and chooses to stay with her after she’s done a bad thing, we should believe that he doesn’t love her and is actually just waiting for her baby to pop out before throwing her into the bin.
If a handsome white guy kisses a woman on the cheek twice genuinely and tells her she matters the most, we should believe that it’s just manipulation and not an actual show of affection.
If two handsome white guys go to their enemy’s house and there’s a wall decoration depicting rotated female genitalia, we should believe that they are both undoubtedly gay and in love with each other.
so i just finished 10(?) episodes of Game of Thrones, from S02E03-S03E02. 7 straight hours of a fictional medieval world where everyone dies if they’re too stupid. 7 straight hours of watching and hearing fictional characters die before my eyes.
and Ser Jorah Mormont is my fave bby if he dies idk what to do with my life
Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”
(Source: Getty Images)
where i belong
Is japan even fucking reaL?
i was super tempted to make the festival my players were at this one just to fuck with them but i knew nobody would believe me
i would watch this everyday.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
LMAO @ Sports!!!!
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
I’d watch the news if this was real.